Oh, Brother! A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asked. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the wife. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4 year old son comes up and says “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and yanks the closet door open. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering in the corner. “You bastard,” says the husband, “My wife is having a heart attack and you’re running around with no clothes on and scaring the kids!”