Snake Venom One day a happy couple Jay and Marie were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick. Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Madam you’re gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry there’s nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?" Marie says "Doctor said you’re gonna die"