My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Ssshhh,” I said. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is alright.” “No, I must die in peace” he said. “ I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and a co-worker.” “I know” I whispered “That’s why I poisoned you. Now close your eyes.”