A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. In a panic and realizing there was no time for her lover to get away, she said, “Hurry, stand in the corner.” He does so and she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. Then she whispered to him, “Don’t move until I tell you to. Just shut your eyes and pretend you’re a statue.” At that moment, her husband walked into the room. “What’s this, honey?” he asked. “Oh, it’s just a statue,” she replied as nonchalantly as she could. “The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too.” No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Then around three o’clock in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and came back with a sandwich and a glass of milk. “Here,” he said to the statue, “eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths’ for three hours and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water.”