Two older women were outside sitting on the porch having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, and put it over her cigarette. She continued smoking. The other woman asks, "Ethyl, what's that?" Ethyl replies, "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. " The first lady asks, "Where did you get it?" "You can get them at any drugstore" replied Ethyl. The next day, the first lady hobbles into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The man, obviously embarrassed looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old) but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter," she replied. "As long as it fits a camel."