Since these are short, I'll give ya two! A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said "We were baking a cake" A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake again?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered "Because I licked the frosting off the couch." Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" They guy on the left wakes up and unbelievably, he's had the same dream too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says "That's funny. I dreamed I was sking!"