The teacher asks her students "Who in the class can think of and spell a 12 letter word?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Masturbation. M A S T U R B A T I O N." The teacher says "I'm impressed. That's really a mouthful!" Johnny responds, "Naw! You're thinking of a blow job!" I'd like to thank a friend for this one: One Sunday afternoon in the country, a couple was sitting in their rocking chairs out on the porch. In between them laid their dog. After a while the dog, getting board, began to lick himself. The man noticed and said "I wish I could do that. The woman replied "You can but the dog might bite you."