Thank you! There's a drunk standing at the curb thrusting his car key forward where he presumably thinks his car is. A cop spots this and approaches the man. "What are you doing?" the cop asks. "Trying to open my car" the drunk slurs. "So where's your car? The drunk replies "Right on the end of my key." "There's no car there." says the cop. "Goddam!" says the drunk. "They musta took it!" "Why don't you come down to the station with me and I'll get you a cup of coffee" says the cop. "But first, how about putting your dick back in your pants and zipping up." The drunk looks down at his penis for a moment and then bellows with surprise "Holy shit! They took my girl too!"