Six year old Johnny goes with his parents to a nudist beach. He is making sand castles and observing the adults. After a while he comes back to his mother and asks, "Mom, how come some ladies have little boobies, and some ladies have big boobies?" Mom answers "Johnny, the women with small breasts are poor, and those with large breasts are rich. That's the difference." That answer satisfies Johnny, who returns to his sand castle. A while later he has another question: "Mom, how come all the men have diffeent sized winkies?" "Well, the men with small penises aren't very smart, but the ones with a big penis are very intelligent." Again Johnny is satisfied and returns to his sand casltle. But it isn't long before he makes another observation: "Mom, Daddy's talking to a really rich lady and every second he seems to be getting smarter and smarter!"