thank you again! A married man was having a torrid affair with his secretary. One day they were able to slip out of the office and spend an afternoon at her place, where they fucked all afternoon. After four hours of sex, the fell asleep - and they woke up after 8 p.m. The man dressed quickly and told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them with dirt and grass. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where the hell have you been?" his wife demanded. "I have a confession to make," the husband said contritely. "I'm having an affair with my secretary and we fucked all afternoon." His wife looked down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"