On their wedding night, the young bride asked her husband for twenty dollars for their lovemaking encounter. In his aroused state, he had no objection. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years. He assumed it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals. Arriving home at lunchtime one day, she was suprised to find her husband in a drunken state. He explained (as best he could) that his employer was downsizing the corporation, and he had been let go "I'm 61!" he wailed. "I'll never find another job! We're ruined!" His wife handed him a bank book showing that with 30 years of deposits and interest, they were worth nearly a million dollars. And while he gaped, she handed him two certificates of deposit worth $2 million each. She explained that they were, in fact, the bank's largest depositors. "That's why I charged you for sex" she explained "and now you can see the results!" "Sweet Jesus!" her huband replied, "If I had the slightest idea what you were doing, I would have given you ALL my business!" And that's when she shot him.