A parrot developed a bad habit of screwing the farmer's hens, which caused them to quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it one more time, he'll pull every feather off of the parrot's head. Sure enough, the next day the farmer catches the parrot humping a hen and snatches him bald. Soon afterward, the farmer's wife hosted a large dinner. She had spent months training the parrot to greet the guests and tell them where to sit which she was sure would impress everyone. As the guests began arriving, the parrot dutifully squawked "Gentlemen to the left! Ladies to the right!" Then he spotted two bald men entering and squawked "You two chicken fuckers can come sit by me!"