Two women meet at the mall. One confronts the other and says "I hear you've been calling me ugly behind my back!" The second responds, "Not at all! I just said your new hair style is not as flattering as the old one." "And I hear you've been saying I'm fat!" The second replies "Not at all! I just said that when you wear horizontal stripes,it doesn't flatter your figure." The first woman continues "And you've been telling people my husband has a big wart on his dick!" "Not at all! I just said it FEELS like he has a big wart on his dick."