It was snowing on Christmas Eve, as the postman was trying to get all the last minute cards, letters, and parcels delivered. He needed to collect a signature for a certified letter, so he rang the doorbell. A very attractive woman wearing a very revealing nightie opened the door with a big smile. "Merry Christmas, Mailman! Won't you come in for some Cristmas cheer?" "I'd love to lady," he repliaced, "but I've got a ton of stuff to deliver before the day is over. "Oh, come on!" she sulked, looking like a disappointed child. "What the hell, it's Christmas!" He agreed, coming inside. She offered a mug of warm spiked cider. Then she said, "Let's cut to the chase. Want to hit the sheets?" The postman's eyes popped. "Lady, please! You know we can't do that! I'd never finish my route!" Before he could finish speaking she had her nightie off. "Don't be like that," she said "What the hell, it's Christmas!" Her naked body was all it took to convince him. "What the hell," he shrugged, following her into the bedroom, She fucked like a wild animal and it was the best sex he ever had. When they finally paused and he lay panting, she jumped, up, went to her purse, pulled out a dollar bill, and handed it to the postman. He looked at her and he looked at the dollar bill, and he asked what was going on. "Well, my husband and I were talking about gratuities - you know, for the paper boy, the gardener, the maid, the delivery people - and I said 'what about the mailman?' And he goes ' The MAILMAN?!?! FUCK him, Give him a dollar!"