LIMERICKS An unfortunate fellow named Fred Had a cock with a corkscrew shaped head. He found when he hunted A girl corkscrew-cunted But alas, with a Fred-reversed thread. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a girl from Decatur Who got fucked by a large alligator But nobody knew The result of that screw Because after he laid her, he ate her. ---------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Licking jizz off his chin If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it! _______________________________________________________