A guy goes on to a ship to sail and work, but he notices no women on board so he runs to the captain "Captain, there are no women on board. What will we do for pleasure?" The Captain replied "Ohh don't worry laddie. Just stick your dick in that barrel and everything will be alright." So after a few weeks at sea the guy sticks his dick in the barrel and gets a wonderful sensation. So he does this everyday after that until one day he sticks his dick in the barrel and nothing happens. So he runs to the captain and says "Captain! I stuck my dick in the barrel and nothing happened." The Captain replied "OHH I forgot to tell you laddie. It's your turn in the barrel!