My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and a movie.Having been burglarized in the past, we turned on a night light and the answering machine. Then we put the cat in the backyard. When the cab arrived we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside and then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our dog, we really didn't want to leave them un-chaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said "Sorry it took so long but she was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her down the stairs and threw her into the back yard. She had better not crap in the vegetable garden again!"