A worried young woman went to her doctor and said, "Doctor, I'm getting married this weekend and I've led my fiance to believe that I'm still a virgin when in fact I'm not. Is there anything you can do to help me?" The doctor said, "There's noting I can do but here is a little trick you might try. On your wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When you husband inserts his penis, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." Deciding that her husband was gullible enough to fall for the ruse, she put the plan into action.After a beautiful, romantic wedding, the happy couple retired to the honeymoon suite. There, she went into the bathroom, slipped the elastic band up her leg, finished preparing and climbed into bed with her new husband. Wasting no time, the husband slid the end of this penis into her, whereupon she snapped the elastic band. "Ow!" he yelled. "What the bloody hell was that?" "Oh nothing honey," she replied. "It was just my virginity snapping." "Well snap it back again," he cried. "It's wrapped around my balls!"