I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ What’s the biggest difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? Answer: The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Bob rings the doorbell at the house of his friend Marc. Marc’s hot wife, Michelle, opens the door, with nothing but a bathrobe on, and tells Bob that Marc is still in the shower. Bob looks at her, thinks long and hard and finally says: “If I give you $200, will you drop your bathrobe? Shocked, Michelle responds “No!” Bob tries again “Ok, ok, sorry, what about $1,000? I’ll give you $1,000 right now." Michelle thinks about it, and finally says ok. She drops the bathrobe. Bob has a long look, and, with a big smile, gives Michelle the $1,000 and leaves. Michelle closes the door and quickly hides the money. After a minute, her husband Marc comes out of the bathroom. She tells him that Bob was at the door but left. Marc responds “Oh yeah, I know, he was going to stop by. Did he give you the $1,000 he borrowed from me last month?" _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben Dover. Ben Dover who? Ben Dover you, if you’ll let me. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ A man books a hotel room while traveling for business. He asks for a room with a king bed, and he’s given the keys to a nice room on the 21st floor. Exhausted from the long day, he immediately falls asleep on the bed. Around 2 am, he is woken up by three beautiful girls coming into his bed. Confused and happy, he sleeps with them. They are gone before he wakes up, and he can’t believe what happened. He sees a week later that his card was never charged for the stay. Three months later, he’s coming into town again for a conference and decides to try the hotel again. He requests a king bed on the 21st floor and goes up and settles in. Just like the first time, the three girls come into the room at 2 am and the man has the best night of his life. The next day, he can’t keep the juicy story from his boss while at dinner. He explains the 21st floor and how he hasn’t even been charged for the night. The boss decides he has to try it for himself and goes to the hotel the next night. The same thing as always happens, and the boss is thrilled. In the morning, he tries to pay for the room in cash at the front desk. “No worries, sir, you’ll actually be paid for your stay,” the receptionist says. “$200 for booking with us on the 21st floor. People always love new faces in our X-rated movies." *** www.themostlysimplelife.com ***