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Dec 17, 2023

Sierra
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SMART MEDICINEAn old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said "D. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured get back $1000. Doctor Young who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $ 1000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.Dr. Young said "Dr. Geezer I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??" Dr Geezer replied "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."Dr. Young "Aaaagh!! This is gasoline. Dr. Geezer responded "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer "Nurse please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patients mouth. Dr. Young said "Oh, no you don't. that is gasoline!" Dr. Geezer was pleased. "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."Dr. Young, after having lost $1000 leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young "My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see anything!!!"Dr. Geezer replied "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill)Dr. Young: "But this is only a $10!"Dr Geezer said "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."