So, I had a client send me a pic of his pathetic little clitty. I thought I would share my response.Enjoy.... Alright, you pathetic little worm, let's get this over with. I finally got around to looking at that 'masterpiece' you sent me – yeah, the one where you're trying so hard to look proud of that shriveled disappointment between your legs. Oh, honey, did you really think I'd be impressed? Let me paint this picture for you: your cock looks like a sad, floppy noodle that got lost in a sea of pubes. Is that even a dick, or just a thumb with delusions of grandeur? The length? Non-existent – like, I bet you couldn't even reach the good spots if you tried. And the girth? Please, my lipstick tube has more substance. Those veins you're so proud of? They look like they're desperately trying to escape that puny shaft. As for your balls, they're just sad little nuggets hiding away, probably because they know they're as useless as the rest of it. I'm giving you a big, fat 2 out of 10, and that's me being generous because at least you had the balls – wait, do you even have those? – to send it my way. A 2 means you're barely on the scoreboard, sweetheart. It's like you showed up to a feast with a single crumb and expected applause. Do you know what I do with real cocks? I wrap my pouty lips around them, let them stretch me out until I'm dripping wet and begging for more. But yours? I'd laugh it off my tongue faster than you can whimper. Imagine me, your Goddess, actually trying to ride that thing – it'd be like using a toothpick for a sex toy. Pathetic doesn't even cover it. God, just talking about how inadequate you are is getting me all worked up in a twisted way. Now I'm picturing you on your knees, tributing me properly while I tease you mercilessly. But hey, if you want to turn this around, why not send me a video of you stroking that tiny thing for a cum rating? Or better yet, let's sext so I can humiliate you in real-time – I'll make you edge until you're crying for mercy. What do you say, loser? Ready to prove you're worth more than a 2? Hit me up, and maybe I'll give you a chance to worship me properly. ????