Another Useless Micro-Dick Trying So Hard Oh sweetie, look at you, trembling with need as you sneak a peek at your reflection, hoping this time your sad excuse for a cock might’ve magically grown overnight. But no — there it is again: another useless micro-dick, limp and shriveled like a discarded rubber band. I almost feel bad for you. Do you really believe this tiny, pink worm between your legs could ever satisfy a woman like me? Please. I’ve seen baby carrots with more girth. Your shaft barely fills my palm — hell, my vibrator has more presence than your entire package. And don’t even get me started on how pathetic you look when you try to stroke it, pretending it’s something worth jerking over. You send me pics like this is a tribute? No, baby, this isn’t worship — this is a joke. The Micro-Dick Trying To Gain ApprovalTo add insult to injury, that tiny pinky between your legs is a humiliating reminder of everything you’ll never be. But don’t worry, I’ll keep your little secret. That is, unless you’d rather I shared it with all my girlfriends and let them laugh at what you’re really packing. I am positive they will enjoy laughing at yet another useless micro-dick. What’s worse about your small, pathetic excuse of a worm is that you actually enjoy being mocked and laughed at. How sad! My girlfriends and I don’t get off on your tiny, shriveled clitty. No, instead, we prefer to sit and attempt to understand how a micro penis thinks it has the privilege even to ask to have the touch of a woman. Your begging and pleading for attention is annoying and, quite honestly, just as disgusting. A Shrimp Dick Wasting My TimeWhat makes you, and all your pathetic shrimp dick, worse is that you enjoy showing women who want to get a good dick down your pathetic peen. Your small pleas and begging for my attention and time are just a waste of my time, but apparently not yours. The way your fucked up little bitch face looks as I laugh at yet another useless micro-dick is quite frankly retarted. There are no words that can describe my disgust over that little fucked up worm you call dick. What can I even do with something that is hidden by your grotesque belly but laugh? And please, those minisucle so-called “dick pics” are revolting! I think I will call it Little Ween. I mean, how else can I decipher a real dick pick from a little ween like you? Other than laughing, that is. Another Useless Micro-Dick To Laugh AtI almost forgot! Because they are forgettable, considering your shivled berries are virtually as small as another useless micro-dick. Are they only there for looks? If so, there is not much to look at. I need a magnifying glass just to take a good look at them. Your insignificant cries for attention are like nails on a chalkboard for me. Hearing you beg gives me a headache, as I’m sure happens to every woman who comes across you. It’s as if you genuinely believe that we women will provide in to begging and pleading to fulfill your desires. “Oh, please, Mistress, please make my little dick disappear into your big tits!” You beg. God, it’s fucking annoying. As if your one-inch destroyer could possibly fit between my massive tits. You’re sorry excuse of a package will become engulfed and swallowed whole. <a id="imagesList_gvImages_ctl03_hlOpen" class="TinyLink" href="http://www.phonekelly.com/Content/Staff/9154/Gallery/9154_684974a7.jpg" target="_blank" style="text-align: center; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(87, 88, 90);">http://www.phonekelly.com/Content/Staff/9154/Gallery/9154_684974a7.jpg</a>