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THE SOFT GUY ERA HAS ARRIVED!

Apr 21, 2024

NEWSFLASH: The Soft Guy Era Has Arrived! “IM IN MY SOFT GUY ERA.” QUOTE: “Soft And Guy Shouldn’t Be In The Same Sentence.” / Miss Vicky Mae *** So – unbelievable - lately many young men have taken to Tik Tok voicing that they are proud self-proclaimed ‘Soft Boys,’ and letting...

THE SPECTACULAR ORGASM - 1

Apr 19, 2024

WHAT IS AN ORGASM?: According to the American Psychological Association, an orgasm is when a person reaches peak pleasure. The body releases tension, and the perineal muscles, anal sphincter, and reproductive organs rhythmically contract. Males will usually ejaculate when reaching an org...

THE SPECTACULAR ORGASM - 2

Apr 19, 2024

CONTINUED FROM PART 1 *** TYPES OF ORGASMS: There are many different types of orgasms, some of which are detailed below: CLITORAL ORGASM: This is when an orgasm occurs due to stimulation of the clitoris. A 2019 article notes that 60 % of female orgasms occur due to clitoral stim...

QUIZ: HUMAN ATTRACTION

Apr 15, 2024

1. People who are attracted to each other will often mirror each other’s body language. A) True B) False *********************************************************************************************************** 2. Studies have shown people wearing one color are...

MARILYN MONROE - DID YOU KNOW?

Apr 12, 2024

DID YOU KNOW?: For more than 50 years after her death, a person who overcame childhood abuse and poverty, Marilyn Monroe’s aura refuses to diminish. Being the best style icon ever, Marilyn was surely not a dumb blonde. She will be immortalized by her tragic legacy. Her emotions ran d...

BOB MARLEY SPEAKS

Apr 12, 2024

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ “You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may l...

SISSY BOY PLAYTIME - PART 1

Apr 09, 2024

QUOTE: “We’re all dressing up. We’re all pretending to be someone else everyday, whoever you are.” “Fun is something I invest in like obsessively.” “More sass, more joy, more laughter, more love.” ~ Boy George, Singer, Songwriter, Actor, DJ *******************************************...

SISSY BOY PLAYTIME - PART 2

Apr 09, 2024

CONTINUED FROM PART 1 *** TYPES OF SISSIES - BEDROOM SISSY: Feminization makes them feel sexy. May respond to positive reinforcement. Wants to feel sexy in the bedroom. SUBSERVIENT SISSY: Aims to please and gladly offers up their subservience to their Dom/ Domme. Required to do...

TIDBITS

Mar 31, 2024

“Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” ~ Dr. Seuss *********************************************************************************************************** “… for unless I am myself, I am nobody.” ~ Virgina Woolf ****...

NASTY SEX

Mar 26, 2024

“Nasty sex with a hint of sweet in it is fucking amazing, like pound my shit but hold my hand while you do it.” / Dirty_Hub_69

FINDOMME: QUEEN OF WALLETS - 1

Mar 24, 2024

PART 1 *** ”NOTHING MAKES YOUR COCK HARDER THAN THE THOUGHT OF ME DRAINING YOUR WALLET. I will have you on your knees, kissing my perfect feet and BEGGING TO SEND.” / Mistress Bubbles *** “Here piggy piggy...” Come with me as we take a trip into the fascinating BDSM world and feti...

FINDOMME: QUEEN OF WALLETS - 2

Mar 21, 2024

PART 2 - CONTD. FROM PART 1 *** THE PSYCHOLOGY OF FINDOM: "Money to many people represents power and what is being enacted in a findom dynamic is a person giving that up. What is not expected is for you to work day after day so you can GIVE IT AWAY TO SOMEONE ELSE ONLY BECAUSE THEY DEMAND I...

EROTIC POETRY

Mar 21, 2024

THE ENCOUNTER BY LOUISE GLUCK * You came to the side of the bed and sat staring at me. Then you kissed me. I felt hot wax on my forehead. I wanted it to leave a mark: that’s how I knew I loved you. Because I wanted to be burned, stamped, to have something in the end - I drew the gown ov...

RANDOM QUOTES

Mar 19, 2024

"Not all who wander are lost." ~ J.R.R. TOLKIEN *********************************************************************************************************** "Each of us is more than the worst thing we’ve ever done.” ~ Bryan Stevenson, American Lawyer, Social Justi...

RISQUE TRIVIA

Mar 16, 2024

QUESTION 1: What is the medical term for someone who loves phone sex? QUESTION 2: Xaviera Hollander is better known by what literary moniker? QUESTION 3: What hormone is nicknamed the 'love hormone?' QUESTION 4: Axillism is the act of using what strange body part during...

QUOTE:

Mar 14, 2024

"Well-behaved Women Seldom Make History." ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich, Historian, 1976

'MADAME BOVARY' EXCERPTS

Mar 13, 2024

BY GUSTAVE FLAUBERT * “SHE was the amoureuse of all the novels, the heroine of all the plays, the vague ‘she’ of all the poetry books…” “And she felt as though she had been there, on that bench, for an eternity. For an infinity of passion can be contained in one minute, like a crowd in a...

DR. K'S WISDOM FOR MEN

Mar 09, 2024

THE HUMAN MIND: "The human mind is the only organ of the body that, in order for it to be healthy, it requires another human being. We need someone else to be mentally healthy. We are going to have to realize that we don’t need relationships anymore in order to survive, but without them we wi...

SEXY WEDGIES

Feb 26, 2024

QUOTE: “THE ONLY WAY TO RECEIVE A WEDGIE IS WHEN THE GIVER TUGS AND PULLS LIKE IT'S A TUG OF WAR SHE REFUSES TO LOSE.” – DAVE *** So here we go again. Lately I have been conducting some intriguing exploration into the fascinating alternative community fetish of Sexual Wedgies. Words like “TIG...

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Feb 16, 2024

"We connect over the cracks and the little imperfections, and that's how we connect and relate to one another. So you'll form a much better and quicker and deeper bond with someone when you open up like that, versus trying to impress." ~ Justin McLeod, CEO of Hinge Dating www.hinge.co **...

WHAT'S YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE?

Feb 10, 2024

Are you looking to love your partner more in a way that will be well-received? Gary Chapman has written in his book 'The Five Love Languages,' that there are different ways to express and receive love, and each person appreciates certain types of love more than others. It’s really helpful t...

LOVE QUOTES

Feb 10, 2024

"Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” ~ Nicholas Sparks - ‘A Walk to Remember’ *********************************************************************************************************** “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” ~ Aristotle *...

A FLAVOUR OF GEEK

Feb 10, 2024

It’s Valentine’s Day, and I am snugly sitting on the rug by a bookcase in my favorite bookstore café. I am engrossed in a book by the Persian poet/ Sufi mystic, Rumi. I have decided to pamper myself this year, and have come here for some me time. Suddenly a shapely, toned male leg with brown...

POEM: THERE IS NOTHING ELSE

Jan 24, 2024

THERE IS NOTHING ELSE by Robert M. Drake --- And every time she spoke flowers would fall from her mouth. That is how I knew I was in trouble. That is how I knew I was in love. Any sweet woman could terrorize a man, but when you meet her,...

CHEMISTRY: MAGNETIC ATTRACTION

Jan 15, 2024

QUOTE: "THE BEST AND STRONGEST ATTRACTION IS UNSPOKEN… IT’S THAT CRAZY CHEMISTRY WHERE YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY A WORD.” ~ UNKNOWN *** For some time now, I have pondered just what exactly attracts one to another… and am sure it is as individualistic and subjective to each of us as our fingerprints...

POLY PARADISE RETREAT

Jan 01, 2024

The massive wind chime hanging on the entrance door of Poly Paradise Retreat emits a soothing, melodious tone as my sidekick Cherise and I approach at dusk. We have come to rural British Columbia, Canada for New Years this year, to explore something exciting, unique and bohemian. I glance at...

NEW YEAR'S INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE

Jan 01, 2024

“Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.” ~ Vincent Van Gogh

CHINESE PROVERB

Dec 24, 2023

“A little fragrance always clings to the hand that gives the roses.” ~ Chinese Proverb

KINK SPACE

Dec 16, 2023

As I run my long, red nails along the comfy, luxurious midnight blue, crushed velvet lounge chair, in which I am seated, here at Kink Space Dungeon, I can hardly contain my excitement. The lights are amorously dim, I am anticipating our Big Daddy Training Session today, and have acquired two ‘Litt...

SEASONAL FANTASY QUOTES

Dec 16, 2023

“Fantasy Love is much better than Reality Love.” - Andy Warhol ********************************************************************************************************* “I live in a world of fantasy. So keep your reality away from me.” – Anonymous ************************************...

EPIC DIRTY JOKES

Dec 01, 2023

I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ What’s the biggest difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? Answer: The hooker can wash her crack and...

CHRISTMAS EVE FROLIC

Nov 26, 2023

I am standing gazing at an array of fuchsia, silver and gold ornaments, and iridescent fairy lights, which glisten whimsically on a gigantic evergreen Christmas tree. I am in the middle of Central Park, New York. It is dusk on Christmas Eve, and I have just scurried out of Macy’s, where I had...

A MAN & HIS THREE GIRLFRIENDS

Nov 16, 2023

JOKE: A man had three beautiful girlfriends, but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it. The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover. She told him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty fo...

BIG BLACK COCK... ANYONE?

Nov 01, 2023

So why exactly is there so much rave about Big Black Cock? Men and women of all sexual persuasions were quite vocal about why they loved BBC on social media, and here is exactly some of what they said: PETER JOLLY: “My wife has a black lover whom she has met five times. She says his pen...

CASTLE IVY MASQUERADE PARTY

Oct 07, 2023

It’s a warm, beautiful starry night, and as Cherise and I walk up to the entrance of Castle Ivy, our eyes trace the captivating ivy vines which have magically bloomed along it. We have arrived for their infamous annual Halloween Masquerade Party. I am Wonder Woman, decked up in my plum-tinte...

WHY SEX WORKERS ARE ENTICING

Sep 12, 2023

It has piqued my curiosity for awhile as to why some men find Sex Workers so enticing, so I conducted some research around various social media platforms and put together a very insightful summary. Here is what I found: The most common reason why men said they bought sex was to satisfy immedi...

FEET-ISH HAVEN

Aug 15, 2023

A hot raven-haired, ruby-lipped door maiden, with legs for miles, graced the Amsterdam club, ‘Feet-ish Haven’s’ entrance. She gazed at me with intense desire as I gave her the code word ‘Tootsies.’ I couldn’t help but notice the red, flashy platformed patented leather heels she had on with b...

THE DIVINE MATURE WOMAN

Jul 04, 2023

THE MATURE WOMAN who maintains and preserves Herself is A SWEET SPOT - A Sexual Multi-Dimensional Jackpot in all of Her varied and unique forms and manifestations! Her body is A Splendorous Playground. Each precious, sacred, luscious woman is housed and entrusted with individualized drople...

THE ABR

Jun 25, 2023

THE ADULT BREASTFEEDING RELATIONSHIP (ABR): LET THE BOND FLOW - I have just recently met a sexy, sensitive, sensual, shy, intelligent, creative younger man and begun an Adult Breastfeeding Relationship (ABR). Yes, you heard me right. He comes over and sits in my lap and I open up my top a...

WHY MEN ARE WEARING PANTIES

May 26, 2023

So, listen up, I have been getting a lot of phone calls from men that have donned panties, with pastel pink often being their favorite color of choice. This piqued my curiosity so much that I decided to investigate it further from a multiple source point of view. Here’s what I found: Men we...

REVELATIONS OF A MILF

Apr 19, 2023

I had ordered a pizza. The buzzer rang, and much to my delight a tall, lanky, young delivery guy with dark brown, curly hair, green eyes and a tight ass stood in my doorway. I tried not to notice how delectable he looked, and it did not help that he was charming with a smile to kill. He told m...