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MACROPHILIA: GIANT FETISH

Jul 22, 2024

Macrophilia is a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving GIANTS, most commonly expressed as giant humans, as well as giant objects. In 2023, the GIANTESS KINK was found to be the most popular kink searched for on the website Clips4Sale. Generally, depictions range from sexually e...

SEX 101 QUIZ

Jul 22, 2024

1) At What Age Do Most Americans Lose Their Virginity? A) 16 ----- B) 17 ----- C) 18----- D) 19 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2) What Are BDSM Encounters Called? A) Acts B) Meeti...

QUIZ: STRANDED ON ISLAND

Jul 16, 2024

CAPTAIN PEANUT: Wanted to share something I saw on Facebook that I thought would be fun. Don’t just list four items that you would take though, TELL WHY you would choose those over something else, and how you would use those items to KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE. YOU ARE STRANDED ON A DE...

DIPPITY CAFE: REAL TALK

Jul 16, 2024

"It's the rule of life that everything you always wanted comes the very second you stop looking for it." ~ Sarah Jessica Parker (as Carrie Bradshaw), 'Sex and the City,' American Actress, TV Producer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

EROTICA BY NAKED SOUL

Jul 14, 2024

Freshly fucked lying on the green. In the garden you took the feather out from your hair and handed it to me. To play it on your soft skin as I moved it over your body with your back arched and eyes closed. Goosebumps. We both knew we weren’t finished. Make love to me again, on...

WHY MEN HAVE AFFAIRS

Jul 11, 2024

BY LANA GOROKHAV * * * Listen up, and listen well, because I’m about to break it down for you in a way that no one else will dare. We’re diving into the gritty truth of why some married men go seeking another woman, and if you thought you were ready for this, think again. But here...

AHA MOMENT

Jul 11, 2024

´´EVERYTHING WE DO IS EITHER AN ACT OF LOVE OR A CRY FOR HELP.´´ ~ Marianne Williamson, American Author of ´A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of A Course In Miracles´ (1992), Speaker, Political Candidate

MIND IN GUTTER JOKES

Jul 11, 2024

SNARKBAIT: So, three secretaries all left the office for lunch together. As they got in the elevator, they notice a small pool of whitish fluid on the floor. The brunette said, "Eww! Is that sperm?" The redhead leaned a little closer, then said, "Yep, definitely sperm." The b...

PEERING INTO CHASTITY CAGES-1

Jul 05, 2024

BY KATE SLOAN, JAN. 26, 2024 * * * GQ.COM * * * WHY USE A CHASTITY CAGE?: One of the biggest reasons people invest in chastity cages is for some good old-fashioned BDSM POWER PLAY. It’s common for people to use them with a partner, or ‘KEYHOLDER,’ WHO DECIDES WHEN THE CAG...

PEERING INTO CHASTITY CAGES-2

Jul 05, 2024

PART 2 * * * HOW TO CHOOSE MATERIAL TYPE: Metal chastity cages are best suited to shorter sessions where the Keyholder and the wearer are together in person. Longer chastity lock-up and distance training works best with plastic devices. Plastic devices are slightly more flexible an...

BIG OR SMALL? BOOBS THAT IS-1

Jul 03, 2024

REDDIT.COM QUESTION FROM SURFBOARD: Men: Do You Prefer Small Breasts Over Large Breasts? I've heard guys say that it doesn't matter what size the boobs are, as long as they get to interact with them, then they are fine. However, my question is not what men are content with, but WHAT M...

BIG OR SMALL? BOOBS THAT IS-2

Jul 03, 2024

PART 2 * * * SHADEDPHOENIX: “Small, A and B are best.” * * * AWOS76: “If I am boning a chic with big boobs, I prefer small ones - PERKIES..... If I am boning a chic with small perkies, I prefer BIG FUN BAGS.” * * * SXHARRASMENTPANDA: “I've heard guys say...

DIPPITY CAFE: EVOCATIVE PROSE

Jun 30, 2024

ARRIVAL By William Carlos Williams * * * And yet one arrives somehow, finds himself loosening the hooks of her dress in a strange bedroom - feels the autumn dropping its silk and linen leaves about her ankles. The tawdry veined body emerges twisted upon itself like a winter wi...

BANTER ON THE WIND

Jun 30, 2024

“Maybe the very smallest unimaginable details - tiny things - make one woman unlike any other.” ~ Daniel Day-Lewis (as Tomas), ‘The Unbearable Lightness of Being’ movie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where yo...

JUST SAYIN'

Jun 29, 2024

“Benjamin, I want you to know that I am available to you, and if you won’t sleep with me this time, I want you to know that you can call me up anytime and we’ll make some kind of arrangement. Do you understand what I said? I find you very attractive.” ~ Anne Bancroft (as Mrs. Robinson), ‘...

'FARRAH' By Michaela - 1

Jun 28, 2024

It had been some time ago. But this is a story that has been begging to be told for awhile. As they say, nothing happens before its time. And for the purpose of anonymity for all concerned, lets just call Her ‘Farrah.’ In retrospect, I didn’t have a chance – it was our destiny - and cer...

'FARRAH' By Michaela - 2

Jun 28, 2024

PART 2 * * * At Her bohemian abode, 'Farrah' blended me a concoction of tequila, agave nectar and lime juice, and we lazed on large comfy cushions on the floor, as we leaned against the hemp and rayon-weaved multi-colored afghans strewn across the futon. She peeled off her tank top, exposing...

DIPPITY CAFE: SEDUCTIVE POETRY

Jun 22, 2024

I LIKE IT DIRTY By LoveGoddess * * * Rip my panties from my waist, put your tongue in, have a taste. Lick me fast and lick me good. Like that don’t you? Knew you would. Strip my body, bare my tits, pinch my nipples, mmm that’s it. Lick my pussy, do it s...

ABOUT YOUR PENIS - 1

Jun 21, 2024

12 THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HIS PENIS * * * BY TAYLOR KUBOTA, SEPT. 19, 2022 * * * FOR HEALTHIER LIVES AND BETTER SEX. * * * Penises are important in many ways. They are a symbol of manhood, play a big role in procreation, and are something worth paying at...

ABOUT YOUR PENIS - 2

Jun 21, 2024

PART 2 * * * 12 THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HIS PENIS * * * BY TAYLOR KUBOTA, SEPT. 19, 2022 * * * FOR HEALTHIER LIVES AND BETTER SEX. * * * ZIPPER INJURIES: Research from the University of California, San Francisco found that zipper inju...

ULTIMATE SEX QUIZ

Jun 20, 2024

1) What Is A Merkin? A) A Sex Toy B) A Type Of Hand Job C) A Pubic Wig D) A Sex Position _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 2) If A Man Wants To Perform B...

ATTACHMENT STYLES-1

Jun 19, 2024

* * * EXCERPTED FROM ‘BREAKING ATTACHMENT STYLES’ BY CARDER STOUT, Ph.D., MFT * * * You may have been single for some time and wonder why. Or you may be a serial dater who enters relationships, falling hard in the first few months - only to cool down and lose interest. You ma...

ATTACHMENT STYLES-2

Jun 19, 2024

PART 2 * * * EXCERPTED FROM ‘BREAKING ATTACHMENT STYLES’ BY CARDER STOUT, Ph.D., MFT * * * AVOIDANT ATTACHMENT STYLE: Another quarter of the world’s population falls into the category of Avoidant Attachment. These people often seem indifferent and unaffected by even...

RUMI MUSINGS

Jun 16, 2024

GREAT WAGON: When I see your face, the stones start spinning! You appear; all studying wanders. I lose my place. Water turns pearly. Fire dies down and doesn’t destroy. In your presence I don’t want what I thought I wanted, those three little hanging lamps. Inside...

PRINCE: MERCURIAL ARTIST-1

Jun 15, 2024

'THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE’ (7 Jun. 1958 – 21 Apr. 2016) * * * Prince Rogers Nelson was an American Singer, Multi-instrumentalist, Songwriter, Record Producer, and Actor. The recipient of numerous awards and nominations, he is widely regarded as one of the greatest musicians of...

PRINCE: MERCURIAL ARTIST-2

Jun 15, 2024

PART 2 * * * 'THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE’ (7 Jun. 1958 – 21 Apr. 2016) * * * PRINCE’S QUOTES: "ART IS ABOUT BUILDING A NEW FOUNDATION, not just laying something on top of what’s already there. *** Money won’t buy you happiness, but it’ll pay for the search...

CAREGIVER/ LITTLE PLAY - 1

Jun 13, 2024

BASIC GUIDE ON CAREGIVER / LITTLE DYNAMIC BY BABY LINH * * * WHAT IS A CGL RELATIONSHIP?: CGL stands for Caregiver/ Little. It's a type of dynamic where one partner takes on a caregiving role (e.g. Daddy, Mommy). It is NOT a relationship between an actual parent and child...

CAREGIVER/ LITTLE PLAY - 2

Jun 13, 2024

PART 2 * * * BASIC GUIDE ON CAREGIVER/ LITTLE DYNAMIC BY BABY LINH * * * LITTLES: In simple words, a Little is someone who adopts the traits and personalities of a young child. They experience a youthful head space, also known as Little Space. As I mentioned before, not all Li...

SEXPERTISE QUIZ

Jun 13, 2024

1) What Is The Average Size Of An Erect Penis? A) Between 3 and 5 inches B) Between 5 and 7 inches C) Between 8 and 9 inches _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 2) If You Had To Describe The Shape...

MOST POPULAR KINKS/ FETISHES-1

Jun 09, 2024

BY FAIMA BAKAR AND KRISTINA BEANLAND, NOV. 2023 * * * You know how the saying goes - different strokes for different folks. And that’s never truer than when talking about sex preferences. Whether you’re vanilla in the bedroom or like to test your limits, there’s something that g...

MOST POPULAR KINKS/ FETISHES-2

Jun 09, 2024

PART 2 … CONTD. FROM PART 1 * * * BY FAIMA BAKAR AND KRISTINA BEANLAND, NOV. 2023 * * * * WHAT ARE YOUR KINKS - ARE THEY ON THIS LIST? HAVE YOU HEARD OF THESE KINKS?: _________________________________________________________________________________________________________...

DIPPITY CAFE: SAY WHAT?

Jun 08, 2024

“No matter what’s going on, if you back up far enough, it’s just another fine day in this Universe... When I’m there making the records, most of the writing happens in my sleep. I'm just an antenna, so I’m being given whatever’s transmitted to me. It tends to happen between like...

EVY POUMPOURAS SPEAKS - 1

Jun 06, 2024

PART 1 * * * NOTE: I highly recommend that you watch the much raved about and intriguing podcast of June 5, 2024, with Evy, on 'The Diary of A Ceo' You Tube channel. See the link to the podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz_SJ5TpLJ0&list=WL&index=1 * *...

EVY POUMPOURAS SPEAKS - 2

Jun 06, 2024

PART 2 – CONTD. FROM PART 1 * * * EVY: EYE CONTACT: “When I make eye contact with you, I show you I’m confident in myself, I deserve to make eye contact with you, that I am relevant and I don’t need to look away or hide because I deserve to be here having a conversation...

DIRTY JOKES OF THE DAY

Jun 02, 2024

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Maria went home happy, tellin...

WHAT WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO-1

Jun 02, 2024

POTATO BALLADS: “IT’S THE ONE WHO ASKS QUESTIONS BACK AND SHOWS CURIOSITY ABOUT MY LIFE. Also, flirting is not about being witty or impressing, but to show your interest. Nobody remembers that clever comment, but they will remember how you showed your interest.” MAJABARATA: “He...

WHAT WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO-2

Jun 02, 2024

CONTD. FROM PART 1 *** ANONYMOUS: “Humility, a good sense of humor, TATT00S, and good hygiene.” UNKNOWN: “His teeth.” TICTACBERGERAC: “Having shared interests, GOOD LISTENING SKILLS, and respect for other people’s boundaries. A wonderful smile and a quick wit help too.”...

ANAL SEX HYGIENE - 1

May 30, 2024

HOW TO CLEAN YOUR BUTT BEFORE ANAL SEX - BY RO WHITE, AUG. 1, 2023 * * * “BE GENTLE WITH YOUR HOLE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE USING AN ENEMA.” Bottoms Up. Even though your butt is an erogenous zone (and a beloved one here at SELF), the fact remains that hot sex isn’t its primary f...

ANAL SEX HYGIENE - 2

May 30, 2024

CONTD. FROM PART 1 * * * CLEAN THE INSIDE OF YOUR BUTT: Keeping the inside of your butt clean isn’t always a one-and-done method - it’s a lifestyle. Eat foods that are high in fiber to encourage regular, healthy bowel movements. Fiber improves the passage of poop through...

THE HARE & THE TORTOISE

May 30, 2024

AN AESOP FABLE: A Hare was making fun of the Tortoise one day for being so slow. “Do you ever get anywhere?” he asked with a mocking laugh. “Yes” replied the Tortoise, “and I get there sooner than you think. I’ll run you a race and prove it.” The Hare was much amused at the idea of r...

TRIVIA MINUTE

May 29, 2024

1). John Holmes, dubbed the Porn King, active between 1967 and 1987, had a signature asset of an exceptionally large penis. He measured it many times. How many inches did his penis measure? A) 9 inches B) 10 inches C) 13½ inches _________________________...

STEAMY EROTICA

May 28, 2024

THE NEED By Hisechoes: * * * At the thought of you, my love is still swelling against my chest, cravingly. My lust is still stretching against my jeans, painfully. All I know is I'm not done with you. _________________________________________________________________________...

DIPPITY CAFE: REFLECTIONS

May 26, 2024

“A blindfold is not a barrier, it is a gateway to another set of senses.” *** "Personally, I think that with a little bit of encouragement everybody's on the wild side." / Melvin Van Peebles, Filmmaker, Actor, Writer, Composer *** SEXY: “Sexy isn’t about boobs or butts. It’s a...

DAVID BOWIE: STARMAN - PART 1

May 24, 2024

BOWIE QUOTE: "I'VE ALWAYS COLLECTED PERSONALITIES... A RAVING NUT, A FLOWER CHILD OR A DICTATOR, SOME KIND OF REVEREND - I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHAT KEEPS ME FROM GETTING BORED.” _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I, Mich...

DAVID BOWIE: STARMAN - PART 2

May 24, 2024

PART 2 *** BOWIE SPEAKS (EXCERPTS FROM MTV NEWS INTERVIEW, 1995 – CONTD.): “I THINK IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY POMPOUS FOR ANY ROCK ARTIST TO SAY THAT BLACK MUSIC PROBABLY WASN’T THE MATTRESS FROM WHERE ALL OTHER FORMS OF POPULAR MUSIC SPRINGS FROM, and I indeed felt the effervescence of Am...

DAVID BOWIE: STARMAN - PART 3

May 24, 2024

PART 3 *** BOWIE’S CHARACTERS: The lines are often blurred between Bowie’s characters, some of whom included: Ziggy Stardust (1972 - 1973), Major Tom, Aladdin Sane, Halloween Jack, the Thin White Duke, and his very last character – the Blind Prophet. Bowie was totally immersed in the ch...

DAVID BOWIE: STARMAN - PART 4

May 24, 2024

PART 4 – CONCLUSION *** BOWIE’S ILLNESS AND DEATH: In 2014, Bowie was diagnosed with liver cancer. He had been diagnosed 18 months earlier, but kept it private. Bowie died in his New York City apt. on 10 Jan. 2016, at 69. The Director, Ivo Van Hove, who had worked with Bowi...

OVIPOSITION EGG-LAYING FETISH

May 20, 2024

WHAT IS OVIPOSITION KINK, EGG-LAYING FETISH, ALIEN IMPREGNATION?: Oviposition Kink is a sexual fetish for having eggs laid inside you or laying eggs inside someone else. An oviposition kink may be referred to as an ‘egg-laying fetish.’ Those interested in oviposition kink enjoy...

WHAT MAKES A GOOD SUB? - 1

May 19, 2024

The Ritual Chamber is one of Canada’s foremost spaces for BDSM play and workshops. It’s located on a non-descript street in Toronto. From the outside the chamber looks like any other well-kept house. Exposed Brick. Manicured shrubs. A sleek exterior. You’d never find it if you didn’t k...

WHAT MAKES A GOOD SUB? - 2

May 19, 2024

* CONTD. FROM PART 1 *** BE VOCAL AND SPECIFIC WHILE NEGOTIATING YOUR DESIRES: By definition submissives are allowing another person to take the reigns, but that doesn't mean it should be a one-sided experience. The best scenes are uniquely pleasurable for both parties involved, wheth...

WHY VULNERABILITY IS A MAGNET

May 17, 2024

"We’ve been hardwired to believe that people will be drawn to us if we are perfect. It’s the opposite completely of what brings everybody to you. If you think of what is in great supply in the world, it’s the antithesis of vulnerability, it’s filtering your life and showing, you know, the...

KEY TO ATTRACTING/ MANIFESTING

May 17, 2024

*** (Excerpted From Lewis Howes’ inspiring 'The School of Greatness' You Tube Podcast with Tabitha Brown, Actress, Social Media Sensation, April 2024). _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ LEWIS HOWES: What Is The Key...

THE MAN, THE BOY & THE DONKEY

May 17, 2024

AN AESOP FABLE *** A man and his son were once going with their donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a donkey for but to ride upon?” So the man put the boy on the donkey and they went on their way. But soon...

GET YOUR FLIRT ON!

May 10, 2024

WHAT MAKES GOOD FLIRTING?: Some of the ingredients that make for good flirting, according to relationship experts are: PLAYFULNESS, AUTHENTICITY, RESPECT, CONNECTION AND RECIPROCITY. FLIRTING TIPS TO BOOST ATTRACTION AND CONNECTION: START WITH A SMILE: A warm smile is a simple a...

DIPPITY CAFE: ATTRACTING

May 09, 2024

If you spend your time chasing butterflies, they’ll fly away. But if you spend your time making a beautiful garden, the butterflies will come to you. When you focus on improving yourself, everything you want will come to you. We attract based on who we are, not what we want. Don’t chase, attra...

HODGEPODGE OF WISDOM

May 06, 2024

“And even if the music was coming through me, I was still listening to it as an admirer of the sound.” ~ Prince, Singer, Songwriter, Music Producer, Multi-instrumentalist _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________...

HUGH HEFNER: MR. PLAYBOY - 1

May 01, 2024

HEFNER’S QUOTES: “Life is too short to be living someone else’s dream.” “The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people.” “Since both 'The New Yorker' and 'Esquire' use men as their symbols, I felt the rabbit...

HUGH HEFNER: MR. PLAYBOY - 2

May 01, 2024

* CONTD. FROM PART 1 * DEVELOPMENT OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINE: The Playboy logo, depicting the stylized profile of a rabbit wearing a tuxedo bow tie, appeared in the second issue and remained the trademark icon of the brand. Hefner chose the rabbit for its "humorous sexual connotation" and because...

FASCINATING RANDOM FACTS

Apr 30, 2024

PUBIC HAIR LIVES FOR ABOUT 3 WEEKS LONG: Pubic hair also indicates if the human body is ready for reproduction, and it protects the area of the genitals during reproduction. *** YOU CAN’T HUM WHILE HOLDING YOUR NOSE: I bet you just tried it, didn’t you? *** THERE WAS A FIFTH MEMBER OF TH...

MICHAEL FAUDET EXCERPTS

Apr 25, 2024

“She was the kind of girl who loved to stretch out under the sheets, eating chocolate, reading books and fucking on rainy afternoons.” *** “I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you.” *** “So fierce is the passion that burns within my heart, a raging forest fire, uns...

DIPPITY CAFE: POETRY CORNER

Apr 25, 2024

I CRAVE YOUR MOUTH By Pablo Nevuda * * * I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day. I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps. I hunger for your sleek laugh, your hands the color of...

THE SOFT GUY ERA HAS ARRIVED!

Apr 21, 2024

NEWSFLASH: The Soft Guy Era Has Arrived! “I'M IN MY SOFT GUY ERA.” QUOTE: “Soft And Guy Shouldn’t Be In The Same Sentence.” / Miss Vicky Mae *** So – unbelievable - lately many young men have taken to TikTok voicing that they are proud self-proclaimed ‘Soft Boys,’ and letting...

THE SPECTACULAR ORGASM - 1

Apr 19, 2024

WHAT IS AN ORGASM?: According to the American Psychological Association, an orgasm is when a person reaches peak pleasure. The body releases tension, and the perineal muscles, anal sphincter, and reproductive organs rhythmically contract. Males will usually ejaculate when reaching an org...

THE SPECTACULAR ORGASM - 2

Apr 19, 2024

CONTINUED FROM PART 1 *** TYPES OF ORGASMS: There are many different types of orgasms, some of which are detailed below: CLITORAL ORGASM: This is when an orgasm occurs due to stimulation of the clitoris. A 2019 article notes that 60% of female orgasms occur due to clitoral stimu...

QUIZ: HUMAN ATTRACTION

Apr 15, 2024

1. People who are attracted to each other will often mirror each other’s body language. A) True B) False *********************************************************************************************************** 2. Studies have shown people wearing one color are...

BOB MARLEY SPEAKS

Apr 12, 2024

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ “You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may l...

MARILYN MONROE - DID YOU KNOW?

Apr 12, 2024

DID YOU KNOW?: For more than 50 years after her death, a person who overcame childhood abuse and poverty, Marilyn Monroe’s aura refuses to diminish. Being the best style icon ever, Marilyn was surely not a dumb blonde. She will be immortalized by her tragic legacy. Her emotions ran d...

SISSY BOY PLAYTIME - PART 1

Apr 09, 2024

QUOTE: “We’re all dressing up. We’re all pretending to be someone else everyday, whoever you are.” “Fun is something I invest in like obsessively.” “More sass, more joy, more laughter, more love.” ~ Boy George, Singer, Songwriter, Actor, DJ *******************************************...

SISSY BOY PLAYTIME - PART 2

Apr 09, 2024

CONTINUED FROM PART 1 *** TYPES OF SISSIES - BEDROOM SISSY: Feminization makes them feel sexy. May respond to positive reinforcement. Wants to feel sexy in the bedroom. SUBSERVIENT SISSY: Aims to please and gladly offers up their subservience to their Dom/ Domme. Required to do...

TIDBITS

Mar 31, 2024

“Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” ~ Dr. Seuss *********************************************************************************************************** “… for unless I am myself, I am nobody.” ~ Virgina Woolf ****...

NASTY SEX

Mar 26, 2024

“Nasty sex with a hint of sweet in it is fucking amazing, like pound my shit but hold my hand while you do it.” / Dirty_Hub_69

FINDOMME: QUEEN OF WALLETS - 1

Mar 24, 2024

PART 1 *** ”NOTHING MAKES YOUR COCK HARDER THAN THE THOUGHT OF ME DRAINING YOUR WALLET. I will have you on your knees, kissing my perfect feet and BEGGING TO SEND.” / Mistress Bubbles *** “Here piggy piggy...” Come with me as we take a trip into the fascinating BDSM world and feti...

FINDOMME: QUEEN OF WALLETS - 2

Mar 21, 2024

PART 2 - CONTD. FROM PART 1 *** THE PSYCHOLOGY OF FINDOM: "Money to many people represents power and what is being enacted in a findom dynamic is a person giving that up. What is not expected is for you to work day after day so you can GIVE IT AWAY TO SOMEONE ELSE ONLY BECAUSE THEY DEMAND I...

EROTIC POETRY

Mar 21, 2024

THE ENCOUNTER BY LOUISE GLUCK * You came to the side of the bed and sat staring at me. Then you kissed me. I felt hot wax on my forehead. I wanted it to leave a mark: that’s how I knew I loved you. Because I wanted to be burned, stamped, to have something in the end - I drew the gown ov...

RANDOM QUOTES

Mar 19, 2024

"Not all who wander are lost." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien, English Writer and Philologist *********************************************************************************************************** "Each of us is more than the worst thing we’ve ever done.” ~ Bryan Stevenson, American Lawyer, Socia...

RISQUE TRIVIA

Mar 16, 2024

QUESTION 1: What is the medical term for someone who loves phone sex? QUESTION 2: Xaviera Hollander is better known by what literary moniker? QUESTION 3: What hormone is nicknamed the 'love hormone?' QUESTION 4: Axillism is the act of using what strange body part during...

QUOTE:

Mar 14, 2024

"Well-behaved Women Seldom Make History." ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich, Historian, 1976

'MADAME BOVARY' EXCERPTS

Mar 13, 2024

BY GUSTAVE FLAUBERT * “SHE was the amoureuse of all the novels, the heroine of all the plays, the vague ‘she’ of all the poetry books…” “And she felt as though she had been there, on that bench, for an eternity. For an infinity of passion can be contained in one minute, like a crowd in a...

DR. K'S WISDOM FOR MEN

Mar 09, 2024

THE HUMAN MIND: "The human mind is the only organ of the body that, in order for it to be healthy, it requires another human being. We need someone else to be mentally healthy. We are going to have to realize that we don’t need relationships anymore in order to survive, but without them we wi...

SEXY WEDGIES

Feb 26, 2024

QUOTE: “THE ONLY WAY TO RECEIVE A WEDGIE IS WHEN THE GIVER TUGS AND PULLS LIKE IT'S A TUG OF WAR SHE REFUSES TO LOSE.” – DAVE *** So here we go again. Lately I have been conducting some intriguing exploration into the fascinating alternative community fetish of Sexual Wedgies. Words like “TIG...

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Feb 16, 2024

"We connect over the cracks and the little imperfections, and that's how we connect and relate to one another. So you'll form a much better and quicker and deeper bond with someone when you open up like that, versus trying to impress." ~ Justin McLeod, CEO of Hinge Dating www.hinge.co **...

WHAT'S YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE?

Feb 10, 2024

Are you looking to love your partner more in a way that will be well-received? Gary Chapman has written in his book 'The Five Love Languages,' that there are different ways to express and receive love, and each person appreciates certain types of love more than others. It’s really helpful t...

LOVE QUOTES

Feb 10, 2024

"Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” ~ Nicholas Sparks - ‘A Walk to Remember’ movie *********************************************************************************************************** “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” ~ Aristotl...

A FLAVOUR OF GEEK

Feb 10, 2024

It’s Valentine’s Day, and I am snugly sitting on the rug by a bookcase in my favorite bookstore café. I am engrossed in a book by the Persian poet/ Sufi mystic, Rumi. I have decided to pamper myself this year, and have come here for some me time. Suddenly a shapely, toned male leg with brown...

POEM: THERE IS NOTHING ELSE

Jan 24, 2024

THERE IS NOTHING ELSE By Robert M. Drake --- And every time she spoke flowers would fall from her mouth. That is how I knew I was in trouble. That is how I knew I was in love. Any sweet woman could terrorize a man, but when you meet her,...

CHEMISTRY: MAGNETIC ATTRACTION

Jan 15, 2024

QUOTE: "THE BEST AND STRONGEST ATTRACTION IS UNSPOKEN… IT’S THAT CRAZY CHEMISTRY WHERE YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY A WORD.” ~ UNKNOWN *** For some time now, I have pondered just what exactly attracts one to another… and am sure it is as individualistic and subjective to each of us as our fingerprints...

POLY PARADISE RETREAT

Jan 01, 2024

The massive wind chime hanging on the entrance door of Poly Paradise Retreat emits a soothing, melodious tone as my sidekick Cherise and I approach at dusk. We have come to rural British Columbia, Canada for New Year's this year, to explore something exciting, unique and bohemian. I glance a...

NEW YEAR'S INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE

Jan 01, 2024

“Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.” ~ Vincent Van Gogh

CHINESE PROVERB

Dec 24, 2023

“A little fragrance always clings to the hand that gives the roses.” ~ Chinese Proverb

KINK SPACE

Dec 16, 2023

As I run my long, red nails along the comfy, luxurious midnight blue, crushed velvet lounge chair, in which I am seated, here at Kink Space Dungeon, I can hardly contain my excitement. The lights are amorously dim, I am anticipating our Big Daddy Training Session today, and have acquired two ‘Litt...

SEASONAL FANTASY QUOTES

Dec 16, 2023

“Fantasy Love is much better than Reality Love.” - Andy Warhol ********************************************************************************************************* “I live in a world of fantasy. So keep your reality away from me.” – Anonymous ************************************...

EPIC DIRTY JOKES

Dec 01, 2023

I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ What’s the biggest difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? Answer: The hooker can wash her crack and...

CHRISTMAS EVE FROLIC

Nov 26, 2023

I am standing gazing at an array of fuchsia, silver and gold ornaments, and iridescent fairy lights, which glisten whimsically on a gigantic evergreen Christmas tree. I am in the middle of Central Park, New York. It is dusk on Christmas Eve, and I have just scurried out of Macy’s, where I had...

A MAN & HIS THREE GIRLFRIENDS

Nov 16, 2023

JOKE: A man had three beautiful girlfriends, but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it. The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover. She told him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty fo...

BIG BLACK COCK... ANYONE?

Nov 01, 2023

So why exactly is there so much rave about Big Black Cock? Men and women of all sexual persuasions were quite vocal about why they loved BBC on social media, and here is exactly some of what they said: PETER JOLLY: “My wife has a black lover whom she has met five times. She says his pen...

CASTLE IVY MASQUERADE PARTY

Oct 07, 2023

It’s a warm, beautiful starry night, and as Cherise and I walk up to the entrance of Castle Ivy, our eyes trace the captivating ivy vines which have magically bloomed along it. We have arrived for their infamous annual Halloween Masquerade Party. I am Wonder Woman, decked up in my plum-tinte...

WHY SEX WORKERS ARE ENTICING

Sep 12, 2023

It has piqued my curiosity for awhile as to why some men find Sex Workers so enticing, so I conducted some research around various social media platforms and put together a very insightful summary. Here is what I found: The most common reason why men said they bought sex was to satisfy immedi...

FEET-ISH HAVEN

Aug 15, 2023

A hot raven-haired, ruby-lipped door maiden, with legs for miles, graced the Amsterdam club, ‘Feet-ish Haven’s’ entrance. She gazed at me with intense desire as I gave her the code word ‘Tootsies.’ I couldn’t help but notice the red, flashy platformed patented leather heels she had on with b...

THE DIVINE MATURE WOMAN

Jul 04, 2023

THE MATURE WOMAN who maintains and preserves Herself is A SWEET SPOT - A Sexual Multi-Dimensional Jackpot in all of Her varied and unique forms and manifestations! Her body is A Splendorous Playground. Each precious, sacred, luscious woman is housed and entrusted with individualized drople...

THE ABR

Jun 25, 2023

THE ADULT BREASTFEEDING RELATIONSHIP (ABR): LET THE BOND FLOW - I have just recently met a sexy, sensitive, sensual, shy, intelligent, creative younger man and begun an Adult Breastfeeding Relationship (ABR). Yes, you heard me right. He comes over and sits in my lap and I open up my top a...

WHY MEN ARE WEARING PANTIES

May 26, 2023

So, listen up, I have been getting a lot of phone calls from men that have donned panties, with pastel pink often being their favorite color of choice. This piqued my curiosity so much that I decided to investigate it further from a multiple source point of view. Here’s what I found: Men we...

REVELATIONS OF A MILF

Apr 19, 2023

I had ordered a pizza. The buzzer rang, and much to my delight a tall, lanky, young delivery guy with dark brown, curly hair, green eyes and a tight ass stood in my doorway. I tried not to notice how delectable he looked, and it did not help that he was charming with a smile to kill. He told m...