A young man was showing off his new sportscar to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200 mph will you take your clothes off?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded on some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone." "Take my shoe" he said "and cover yourself" Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station owner, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The onwer looked at the shoe and said "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far!"