A very prestigious cardiologist dies, and the hospital where he practiced his whole life arranges an eleborate funeral. At the foot of his casket is an enormous heart made of hundreds of flowers. At the conclusion of the eulogy, the heart opens and the casket slides in. Those in attendance are in awe -- all but one man, who starts to laugh uncontrollably. When the offended mourners turn to glare at him he says, "I'm sorry, but I can't help thinking about my own funeral. I'm, a gynecologist!" Here's a quickie for ya! Two guys are sitting at a bar reflecting on life experiences. One says "I never had sex with my wife before we got married. Did you?" The other replies, "I dunno. What was her maiden name?"