The Old Farmer’s Almanac’s Castration DayY’all know my mind ain’t right! As your favorite phone heaux each morning, I look up special things about that day. This morning, I visited the Liturgy Calendar to look up today’s Catholic holiday and then checked the almanac. Well, I sure didn’t want to celebrate St. Frances Cabrini, Founder of the Missionary Sisters of the Sacred Hearts' death. So, I moseyed my way on over to the almanac, and boi did it not disappoint!The Almanac is Freaky The Old Farmer’s Almanac is a mind blower, especially if you are a neurodivergent pervert like me! I’m always seeking to twist something into a sexual connotation and perspective. The almanac said today is the best day to castrate your animals. On the phone sex lines, I often get customers who confuse a penectomy with castration. Either way, the thought of it turns them on. Now, we aren’t talking about those who want to shift into a girlie-girl and transform into a woman. There are plenty who like to walk the fine line of mutilation. The power play of their woman taking their vigor, their manhood, and their ability to reproduce lights their fire. These guys wanna be neutered like a dog. Aren’t you an animal? Yup, humans are animals, but we think we are special. Men really are just like doggies, and that is why we have so many werewolf tales. With that said, here in the USA, we do chemical castration. It may sound gory to you, but I wish I could chop ya balls off. Especially in a werewolf roleplay where you thought you were the Big Dawg! Only in a few states do we even permit chemical castration, and that is only for sex offenders. Voluntary sterilization and castration are not the same. I wanna chop those door knockers off, just because I can! What I don’t understand is why we don’t do penectomies more often than castration. They